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UPDATE AS OF 5/27/09

Blh'aag here again.

These are uncertain, chaotic times.  It is in times such as these that we learn the value of family, those closest to our hearts, on whom we can depend for care and support.

Fewdio's latest reveals that the commitment of family is eternal.

UPDATE AS OF 5/7/09

Blh'aag here.

Your quaintly linear-minded calendars state that you are now observing the month of May.  But something more than mere Spring is in the air.  Something is coming.  Something masterfully hideous and hideously masterful.  No man knows the day or time, but it is coming.  Like a thief in the night.  Like a hurtling dumpster from a clear blue sky.  Though I am loathe to tempt the fury of my master, I will allow you this warning: When the keepers of your culture's arcana amass in America's Finest City, all will be revealed.  

UPDATE AS OF 4/10/09

I must admit it does me good to see so many people preparing to celebrate the holiest day of the year.  Decorations are going up, families are gathering together, and there is an overall mindfulness of the sacrifice that was given for the benefit of all humanity.  Yes, brothers and sisters, the one year anniversary of Fewdio.com is at hand!  On behalf of all minions of Fewdio, I, Blh'aag, thank every one of you faithful who have adorned your homes with pictures, figurines, and icons of rabbits, all in honor of Fewdio's first revelation, "The Easter Bunny Is Eating My Candy."  We especially appreciate these gestures in light of the fact that this momentous anniversary shares the weekend with an obscure pagan festival.  Something about a prophet whose followers claimed he was undead.  And something about colored eggs.  If I recall, this undead prophet found eggs of a natural hue to be sinful in their nakedness.  Something to that effect.  Anyway, we appreciate that you, the true believers, have made an effort to focus on that which is truly important.  Buy a t'shirt.

Blh'aag out. 

UPDATE AS OF 3/28/09

Don't you hate it when someone spoils a piece of filmed entertainment - be it snuff, a documentary about abbatoirs, or home movies of favorite thrill-kill weekends - by giving away the ending?  What if the ending isn't the best part?  What if that thrill you seek is at the beginning of the end, right after the end of the beginning?  Take a look at Fewdio's latest and you will see what I mean.  

UPDATE AS OF 3/17/09

B'Gosh.  Begorrah.  If there is anything more entertaining than a new God, it is a saint dedicated to it.  In that spirit, I wish you a happy day of Saint Patrick, patron saint of that wonderful land of faeries and gold-hoarding subhumans.  Here's a little tale about a young man chasing his own pot of gold.  It doesn't come at the end of a rainbow, however.  I'll leave it up to you to decide whether the fellow gets what he deserves.  

UPDATE AS OF 3/2/09

Blh'aag here.  I write to you today from the dead center of a large and brightly lit room.  No lurking in the shadows for me today.  How could I, after seeing what Fewdio has shown me?  As safe and soothing as a chilly darkness once seemed, now that I have witnessed THE SHADOW PUPPET, even the darkness seems foreboding... And while I'm keeping everything bright and light... Did you know that Fewdio has posted the amusing tale of VARGEL GEROTH on a comedy site, FUNNY OR DIE?  Do stop by and vote or digg or stumble or whatever it is that you do, won't you?  It will make such a welcome change from Fewdio's usual "Die or Funny and then die anyway."

UPDATE AS OF 2/15/09

Blh'aag here, and I'm in the mood for love.  Or, rather, I am in the mood to watch others love.  Tonight, I propose to watch a watcher.  You will know him when you see him.  You've watched him before, yourself.  I should warn you, this cannot end well for our voyeuristic subject, however.  But you will watch anyway, won't you?  Just to see his pain?  Pain, after all, is what other people are for.  And what is love, if it does not court pain?  

UPDATE AS OF 2/13/09

I write to you this wonderfully windy, rainy Friday the 13th to assure you of two things: first, let it be known to you that I, he that is called Blh'aag, am NOT attending FRIDAY THE 13TH at my local cinemadrome.  No, thank you.  I am here in my dark and chilly den writing to you instead.  Second, on this eve of the day of Saint Valentine, I wish to express the full devotion of my shriveled and arrhythmic heart to a female entity known only as "Monstress."  Why should she deserve the perverted love of one such as Blh'aag?  Simply put, she makes handcrafted Cthulu cards and publishes an old skool 'zine (which is what we called websites back in the days before the interwebs).  Personally, I can think of no finer traits to be found in a female human.  Visit her.  Visit her now.  MONSTROUS INDUSTRY.

UPDATE AS OF 2/2/09

Blh'aag here.  If I have been silent for a time it is only because I find myself in a reflective mood.  I have been pondering lately, what is it that I believe, and why?  I do much of this pondering late at night, alone in the dark, when the visions that Fewdio has revealed to me are the most vivid and darkly brilliant in my mind.  It is in those moments that I wonder, "Why do I need to believe?  Why do I need to have faith in something greater than myself?  Why do I need to keep sacrificing so much blood... so much blood..."  But I digress.  If you have had enough of Preacher Phil's philosophizing, perhaps you should lend an ear to this lovely lady's late night lecture.  Go ahead.  Take Pascal's wager.  What could it hurt?  That was not a rhetorical question.  Please e-mail me and let me know exactly what it could hurt, how, and maybe some fun details about the squeaky, weepy sounds it will make while said hurting is in process.  

UPDATE AS OF 1/21/09

I believe it was the great 20th century necromancer and satanist, Elton John who wrote the phrase, "The bitch is back."  Indeed she is, my friends.  You may have come to know her peculiar habits already, such as the way she celebrates a very special ANNIVERSARY every year.  And perhaps you caught a fleeting glimpse of her lurking in the shadows at a TAP party thrown by the Elders, Lily and Fey.  This time the little witch will get what's due her.  Visit the Nightmare House keepsakes board and look under the photo of the strange little capsules to see what I mean.  

Blh'aag out, bitches.

UPDATE AS OF 1/5/09

Blh'aag here...

I suppose you've heard of our most recent honor?

Our friends at Youtube.com have seen fit to bestow upon us the greatest superlative that one incorporeal web entity can bestow on another: our latest film - THE TAP - has been banned!

Delicious, is it not?  No, no, not THE TAP; that isn't delicious at all.  It's rather salty and acidic, to tell you the truth.  Rather, I mean that the irony is delicious.  The creature called Fewdio has revealed many horrifying visions in its great and not-so-great show, from human heads being crushed to jelly to beautiful women slicing themselves with razor blades... yet none of these things have upset the delicate consititions of our mortal adherents.  what is it that made them recoil in quivering terror?  Sex!

Heh heh heh... I will never understand your kind.  Perhaps I should have a word with that Preacher, the one with the curious briefcase.  Perhaps he could enlighten me...

Anyway, the damnable sex-oozing thing can be viewed right here in our "Nightmare House" collection.  Just go to our Keepsake Collection and click on the picture of the pretty eyeball.

UPDATE AS OF 12/6/08

The world of Horror and Sci-Fi has lost one of it's biggest supporters.  Thank you for everything you did for our genre, Dr. Acula.  You will be missed.  Forrest J. Ackerman, 1916-2008.

UPDATE AS OF 12/5/08

A new week.  A new bit of horror.  Check out the old postcard with the seemingly serene lake.

UPDATE AS OF 11/26/08

*Scisco** **nullus, **volo **nullus.  But some just have to ask all those annoying questions.  You know the questions:  "Who am I?"  "Why am I here?"  "Will I be the first to be devoured by the great Shoggoths?"  Well, the underlings cleaning the sacrificial altar uncovered this oldie but goodie.  One of the first films actually made at the beginning of Fewdio.  The devils now give it its due. 

Also, and you deviants didn'y hear it from me... but this week will bring with it a little surprise for those who are paying close attention.  No, not the blood rain that is the self-gouging food ritual this week, but instead a special added Fewdio film that should be out just in time for you to enjoy your dinner date on Thursday.  Be warned.  There are those who would give their right hand to see it! 

Yours in blood, 

Blh'aag

UPDATE AS OF  11/1/08

Ahhh the delights of woe.  So exciting and illiuminating was my Samhain!  Praise to the tots who graced my grave in both witty and spiritual guise.  None were found missing their soul in the morn, thus proving that all sacrificies made to the ancestors were accepted.  In appreciation of all the spooks last night, Fewdio has a special gift on this night of mischief.  Feast upon SCARE.  A Fewdio film where a simple prank gets out of hand.  

Fewdio news - This week has been one of the biggest weeks for Fewdio since the human sacrifice that created them.  Fewdio released the most films in a single month, and have been met with much - shall we say - praise.  Let me point your attention to one of the most exciting things!  The film BREACH was chosen by Wes Craven as one of the Top 10 videos on Youtube to watch this Halloween!  One of the living horror masters gave Fewdio the nod of appreciation.  High praise in our book of the dead.  Thank you Master Craven!

Earlier this week at Daggers: The Short Festival of Short Horror, Fewdio's upcoming short THE TALE OF HAUNTED MIKE received thhe Audience Award for Best Film and CREEP received Honorable Mention in the Audience Awards for both Scariest Fillm and Scariest Film Pound for Pound!  The Voo-Doo that this group is brewing in the swamps of fears is really starting to boil.  

Finally, Fewdio has cast upon me a spell for this most ghoulish time of the year for YOU the FEWDIO FANS.  October has been their best month to date and they all wish to Thank You.  Without you, Fewdio would be just another corpse in the wasteland of horror.  

So - to all you fear hunters and monster fans - thank you for making it so much fun to creep you all out!

Yours in Blood,

Blh'aag

UPDATE AS OF 10/1/08

Back for more, I see.  Well, this update thing is getting annoying.  Most of the time you little monsters come in through the back gate and never pay your dear Blh'aag any respect.  Do you realize what the date is?  Hmmm?  No?  Well, let me twist your fragile little neck in the direction of what's left on our calendar.

On this hallowed day of the year, we have two incredible finds for you.

First up, the fiends at Fewdio finally got caught.  Rather, they were "found."  FEARnet found Fewdio.  Check out this exclusive article about Fewdio and what they're really up to.  What are you waiting for?  Get over there and explain to everyone how long you've known about them!

The Nightmare House continues... This week, before you venture forth, you may want to grab a heavy blunt weapon for protection.  Perhaps you should see if there is one behind that OLD BASEBALL CARD.  Check out what happens when the burglar alarm goes off but there's nothing there.  Just keep telling yourself that nothing is there.  Nothing is there.  

You can always check out our "Where To See The Films" page and see what Fewdio films are playing in your area.  Fewdio has two films playing at the upcoming HP Lovecraft Film Festival.  Conviction and Bedfellows.  The HP Lovecraft Festival is just the beginning of Fewdio's festival circuit. 

Now, TO SEE WHAT ELSE IS PLAYING TODAY, CLICK ON THE "Nightmare House" BUTTON and visit the Keepsakes Board.  The POSTCARD OF PARIS tells a tale of lost love.  And speaking of love, take a look at the PHOTO OF A HAPPY COUPLE.  How sweet.  Something lurks behind that old EASTER ADVERTISEMENT, though.  And that DEVILISH POSTCARD gives me the creeps!  Oooh, what about that key?  It unlocks the secrets behind DOOR 17.

Finally, because you all seem to like the dark devilish delights Fewdio has put forth, October is going to be an onslaught of Fewdio fun.  Every Wednesday you will get your usual dose of Nightmare House.  But due to this month's unique theme, expect a few more.  Once a week!  That's all I'm allowed to say about this for now, but to make sure you're on the announcement list, I woud suggest you head over to the contact page and give them your email!  Who knows what delicious goodies the gang is scalding up.  Though, for all you underage kiddies, I would have Mom check it out first. 

Yours in blood, 

Blh'aag